(sorry every time zombies come up I have to post this comic)
I'd be a good zombie and only eat other zombies brains!
http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_31/No, but seriously I'd cut of my hand and replace it with a chain-saw.
No, but seriously I'd strap a ton of guns to myself and go at it Zombieland style in an amusement park.
No, but seriously, I'd hide in a bunker.